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• Well, Jerry Fuchs, you were a fantastic drummer. 10 hours ago
• HUGE NEWS. NVIDIA offers their Unreal Developer kit for FREE for non-commercial use. http://bit.ly/mdpXD #Nvidia #Unreal #free 2 days ago
• Thought the guy in the pickup next to me was yelling at me. Turns out it was his country music. And they say heavy metal makes no sense. 4 days ago
• I got in a car accident in January. I was fine. My car hit a road sign. I just got billed TODAY. WTF 4 days ago
• Occasionally I play Rob Zombie when I'm mad. It doesn't really help, but I get inspired to poorly remake already lame horror movies. 4 days ago
• Conversation with me at the urinal is a no-no. So it should follow that trying to show me vacation photos on your iPhone is ALSO a no-no. 4 days ago
• RT @TFLN (856) FOR A F***ING 40?! A F***ING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?! 5 days ago
• @Gamblest How about a "clutch" of fierce men? 5 days ago
• @Gamblest You're always so politically incorrect. It's fabulous. 5 days ago
• @Gamblest The video was one of the most engaging things I've ever watched. It just resonates. 5 days ago
• RT @katefeetie Maine continues to take drastic steps to deny its same-sex feelings for New Hampshire. Shh, shh, Maine. Just let it happen. 5 days ago
• I am literally swallowing back vomit right now. Facebook just informed me that New Moon is "the motion picture event of the year." 5 days ago
• I'd seen this before, but Robinson's commentary is new and insightful. For the love of God, watch this: http://bit.ly/3HnezU 5 days ago
• I got out of work nearly five hours early. What are all these businesses doing open? I thought we were in a recession. 5 days ago
• A bottle of 7up includes the line "Crisp, refreshing 7up taste." Genius, 7up. They should package all food like that. "Zesty pizza taste!" 5 days ago
• I want to ingest so much iron that I magnetize. Then I could pickpocket spare change. AND BUY SOME TACO BELL. 6 days ago
• The new #Atreyu and #Inhale/Exhale albums are solid. Can't wait for the Napalm & Noise tour in a few weeks. #DevilWearsPrada FTW! 6 days ago
• WHAT the BALLS?! They're turning The Berenstain Bears into a movie!! 6 days ago
• @JTProlix Pretty much that whole tweet could be responded to with "that's what she said." 1 week ago
• I've now spent at least an hour trying to figure out how to turn "urinal cakes" into a joke. Something about cake tasting good. 1 week ago