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• I bet Emiril would cook up a solid Hot Pocket. 6 days ago
• @JTProlix A more constructive response would've been, "Wear steel toed boots." 1 week ago
• I really wish I could live in Paneras sometimes. Great couches, soothing music, and if you hang around enough they'll give you free food. 1 week ago
• Oh Michigan winters, you're a lot like a sorority girl. You might look pretty, but you bring a whole suitcase full of issues with you. 1 week ago
• They are predicting a blizzard by tomorrow night. I'm despondent. It's so much harder to look fabulous when you're covered in snow. 1 week ago
• Brb-ing to go forage for food for @rachie_marie89. She wants a breakfast burrito, but I'm hoping I get a chance to kill a buffalo instead. 1 week ago
• You'd think after a Twitter hiatus this long that I'd have so much hilarity ready to dump in your laps. You'd think. 1 week ago
• Just finished Inglourious Basterds. Excellent movie. It's probably not what a lot of people are looking for, but it's near brilliant. 9/10 1 week ago
• @sharla_la Stop talking about cms. You're in America. 1 week ago
• Oh hi Twitter. It's been a while. You're looking good. Wanna go get a drink? 1 week ago
• Scrape me raw til I bleed, but let her be. 4 weeks ago
• It's all fun and games until menopause. 1 month ago
• http://brizzly.com/pic/F3K @Gamblest Brizzly explanation beats out Twitter explanation FO SHO 1 month ago
• The best part of Brizzly? The explanations for the trends. Such as their explanation for #donttrytoholla 1 month ago
• Just watched The Brothers Bloom. I was quite impressed. Great acting, writing, directing, FABULOUS cinematography. 8.5/10 1 month ago
• I never saw the sun today. Really. I went into work at 5:45 and left work at 6. Did the sun come up today? Just curious. It might not have. 1 month ago
• I'd go see the movie My Sister's Trapper Keeper. 1 month ago
• Just saw a crossing guard literally sprinting through traffic, holding her STOP sign above her head. Today wins. 1 month ago