Wal Mart’s Dress Code

I’ve been at Wal Mart a couple times in the last week, just getting Christmas stuff and whatever else seems necessary at the time. I’ve noticed that there appears to be a certain dress code at Wal Marts around the country, and regulars tend to conform to a style similar to this.

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The finishing touch? I bet you know what’s coming. It seems you can’t complete an authentic Wal Mart ensemble without this outfit completer:

I’m gonna go lay down now. My soul hurts.

~ by d3ovolent3 on December 23, 2008.